I am not sharp, I'm weary
I am not buffed, I'm skinny
I am not notorious, I'm no one
I am not good looking, I'm awfully repulsive
I am not normal, I'm eccentric
I am not hasty, I'm indecisive
I am not swift, I'm sluggishly slow
I am not a hero, I'm a disgrace
I am not bright, I'm dim-witted
I am not interesting, I'll bore you to death
I am not holy, I'm naughty
I am not savvy, I'm stone aged
I am not alone, I've split identities
I am not a mountain nor a river, I'm a wasteland
I was not born for a purpose, I just drift in space.

But whatever it is I'm lacking,
or how deficient I can be,
I'm still eternally glad that I'm not you.

Thank You